Friday, January 30, 2009

Day Seventy Eight

Dear Cafe Worker,

I appreciate your generous helpings. However, this is a picture I took of what was left after I was already full. The cafe posters remind me every day as I'm leaving that there are starving christian babies eating dirt and bugs everyday and I'm a wasteful jerk for throwing away 27 pounds of food each hour. Please either ditch the guilt posters or set up a box by the tray return where I can send my left overs to hungry dirt eating babies who listen to sarah mclaughlin. 

Respectfully,
J DA Mattay 

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