This is driving me insane. Somewhere alone the line, my days got screwed up. I have one blank, pictureless entry on this. So today is day one hundred six, meaning it should be my 107th post. HOWEVER, it's my 108th. I've gone back to the 80s trying to sort it out and so far I can't figure out where I went wrong. This will torture me until I find my error. *EDIT* - found it. Had a draft saved by accident which was being counted as a post. All's well again.

This is the mallrat. He and I gave a recital on April 26th, the day after I got back from the orchestra tour (more to come on that). Each of the practice rooms holds an instrument and a collection of two drawer file cabinets. Each file cabinet is owned by a percussionist. It's where we keep... well... whatever. Mine has a bunch of music, my mallets on top, my met, basically whatever I need quickly and don't have time to run downstairs for (downstairs is where our lockers are). My cabinet, along with 9 others, are in this room - the ringaphone room. So named because it houses that ringaphone (seen behind mallrat). We have trashcans in our rooms because we're messy and we need them. We do not have trash cans in there so we can throw out our condoms after having shady practice room sex. Now you understand Mallrat's disapproving, yet curious, glare at this discarded (empty?) condom we found in the ringaphone room trash can.
Ladies and gentlemen
Of the cogswell high class of 1999
I have one piece of advice for you
No matter what a percussionst tells you
There is no sex in the ringaphone room
NONE
Oh, there's a ringaphone in the ringaphone room
But you don't want a ringaphone
You want sex
And there's no sex in the ringaphone room
aaaaaaaaaaand a million points if you know what I'm talking about here.